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Run out of bacon, last ever piece of bacon in the world? or shops refusing to sell bacon? how to solve the problem.
All around the world bacon had dissolved from existence entirely.
"Bacon, where have you gone?"
Checked, searched, scanned every nook, every cranny, everywhere.
Disappeared from the face of the Earth, not to be found anywhere.
Eaten, consumed and digested, the last trace of bacon... Gone.
Fear gripped the nation, as the beloved Bacon was nowhere to be seen.
Gumshoe was on the case, tracing bacon back to where it began.
He. the Gumshoe. went back to where it all started, Rome. The birth place of the Romans.
In Rome. he found out that Romans used to eat a type of Bacon called 'Petaso', domestic pig meat boiled with figs. He thought this might have been the answer to the worlds prayers.
Justice was not the case, with no bacon to be found, the Gumshoe was ready to leave, close the case.
Killed off, but wait, just as he thought Bacon had vanished for good, he discovered one last strand of this 'Petaso'.
"Look!" he bellowed "Look! I found a strand of bacon!"
Multiple people glanced his way, their faces were struck with utter awe as they slowly processed the realisation of what information their ears had just received.
Numberless people cheered with their utmost delight.
Overjoyed, the nation was as the news swept all over, every city, town and village.
Pigs however, were under threat of extinction all across the land due to the bacon crisis.
Queens and Kings and Leaders all across the world, struggling to maintain peace over the thieving, vandalism and demand for pigs.
Riots, took place over the rationalization of Bacon. Chaos overwhelmed the world.
Slowly life deteriorated throughout the realms of the living.
Theoretically life should have blossomed as the bacon crisis was lifted up from its rapid collapse.
Until the inhabitants of the oyster known as 'Earth' transformed into the guise of grim, bitter selfishness as they always do over limited resources such as oil, although now its bacon, the beloved irresistible heavenly exquisite cuisine known as 'Bacon'.
Velvet textured blood painted the streets like fireworks exploding with abhorrence, resentment and antagonism.
Why is humanity so dreadfully filled with such putrid agitation and monstrosity?
X-ray vision did not even see past all the layers of loathing and distasteful repulsion of which submerged humanity.
Years had progressed since the first disappearance of Bacon, violence had elevated rapidly since that very first dissatisfying day.
Zero pieces of Bacon remain now, but the violence continues.
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